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Believe Me I'm Just As Lost As You - ME

Your Life Is Like The Game Bullshit - ME

You Must Love Me A Lot To Spend So Much Time On Me...Ruining My Life - ME

I Don't Drink Water, Fish Have Sex In It!-ME

Chuck It!!! - it's a combo of chuck and stop it!:)

And How About I Kill You? - ME

NICKLE - JOSH

TIMMY PANCAKES - JOSH

Bipity Bopity Boo - JOSH

It's MIND BOGGLING! - Matthew Michael

"Do you have a death wish?" "yes, to live" "hey that can't be ur death with" - Me and Keshia

SECRET PLACE - Me and Josh

Running through the bubble - Josh&Me

That's not the bathroom - Luke(at Subway)

Why did I ever listen to you?

You never tried to help me through.

I was always there

But all you did was stare

You never really noticed me

So maybe I should just let it be.

 

Funny, i had a simular conversation with my wall this morning...

~*If you want control get a remote*~

You were born an original--- don't die a copy

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken

People get angry because they get hurt....
the anger covers up the hurt!

Friends are forever... and we seem to forget that

(name) is as cool as the gum on the bottom of my shoe

*Not All Scars Show*
*Not All Wounds Heal*
*Sometimes You Can't Always See*
*The Pain Someone Feels*

*Its really cool when 3 strangers become best friends,
but its really sad when 3 best friends become strangers*

Due to the lack of funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!!

My mind doesn't just wonder, some time's it leaves completely

curiorsity killed the cat, but it dosent seem to harm us!

Love is like war.... easy to start hard to end

I live for the nights that i wont remember, with the friends i will never forget!

Either face the music or turn off the radio

i dont know what your problem is
but i bet its hard to pronounce

 


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N- O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A
  MOVIE QUOTES

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope i didn't say that out loud just now. - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die! - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1. Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers 2. What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him? 1. I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1. Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away! 2. No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. ...What? - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1. I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. 2. He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. 3. No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like his old man. - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

They're always after me lucky charms.- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1. Dr. Evil... it's about the sharks. When you were frozen, they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some, but it would've taken months to clear up the red tape. 2. You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism! - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1. It's no hassle. 2. Sh! 1. But 2. Sh! 1. I'm 2. Sh! 1. All I'm say 2. Sh!1. There gonna get a 2. SH! 1. I'm 2. Sh! 1. I'm just 2. Sh! 1. would 2. Sh...knock knock 1. Who's there? 2. Sh! 1. But 2. Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh!. Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive sh! Now I have a whole bag of SH! with your name on it. - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

my name is allota,allotta fagina - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I shall call him, MINI ME!!! - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

How about a hug?.... No? How about a hot pocket? - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Scott, you just aren't evil enough, you're semi-evil, you're quasi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet soda of evil, just one calarie, but not quite evil enough - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Get in my belly - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 Mini Me, are you hungry? Want something to eat? A Hot Pocket? An eggo? NO, we do not gnaw on our kitty. Just pet him, stroke him, love him. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

1. Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. 2. What is it son? 1. I don't know sir, but it look like a giant.. 3. Dick! Dick, take a look out the starboard... 4. Oh my God, it looks like a huge.. 5. Pecker! 6. Where? 5. Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's.. 7. Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long smooth shaft complete with... 8. Two balls! What is that? It look like an enormous.. 2. Johnson! 1. Yes, sir? 2. Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Dr.Evil-You know what Scott, you had your chance. I already had someone created in my image. He's evil, wants to take over the world, and fits easily into most overhead storage bins. Scott- What? HIM? He's like a vicious little chihuahua thing!! He'll probably kill me the first chance he gets. Dr.Evil-probably. - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

yes i agree. preparation H does feel good on the whole.  - Scott - Austin Powers in Goldmember

I dont speak freaky deaky dutch - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Nothing could be my father from the truth
You said my father
No I dadn't
Hi-ohhhh
Didn't. Did not. For me, this is a dad issue.
Sha-bam
Dead issue. Dead dad. Dead beat dad. Daddy didn't love me...  - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Why don't you just call it preparation ass cream, you ass.
You want some ice cream?
Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.
Perhaps later. - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it up, and make guacamoooole! - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Take the baseline out: No? You dont have to... BOUNCE WITH IT!! It's a hard knock life for us It's a hard knock (yea) life for us Steada treated we get tricked Steada Free says we get kicked Its a hard knock life I dont know how to be no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes. Evil's all that I see... you ask me my name? D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I'm a crazy (its a hard knock life) mother (beep) y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act that's all backwords, whats with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini me. Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep) Its a hard knock life (yea) for us Its a hard knock life (stick that in your pipe and smoke it)for us. Steada treated (uh huh) we get tricked (this is for all my homies in Bruges) Steada kisses we get kicked It's a hard knock life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us Its a hard knock life for us Steada treated (ah, crystal, my moto, a couple of behotches, why not?) we get tricked Steada Free says we get kicked Its a hard knock life I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine. Got an evil crew, Goldmember too. Lick my nine. Till then, I'll (beep) on my (beep) grand up the (beep) ill call and I'll splooge in your (beep) thats all! Fizzle my nizzle y'all. (its a hard knock life) This is a shout out to HOVA, God MC... You all know him, Thats Jay-Z!! I met him!! Well I saw him a restaurant once... It's a hard knock life! Stick that in your (beep)ing blunt and smoke it! Yeah, I said Blunt! - Austin Powers: Goldmember

I've been on the Jared plan...I've lost 180 pounds. Though i've got a little extra skin now...Look at me, my neck looks like a vagina!!! - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Dr.E:Are those frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their frickin heads? Scott: I love you Dad! Dr. Evil(straining): I love you son! - Austin Powers: Goldmember

1.) No, no, you both come at me and then i'll take each of you down individually. Sigh...Ok, let's do this; Judo Chop, Judo Chop. 2.) Oh, he's good 1.) Who are you? Do you realize how many unidentified henchmen i've killed over the years? Look at you, you don't even have a name tag! Tell you what... why don't you just lay down, ok? - Austin Powers: Goldmember

You look very toit! Yesh, toit like a toiger - Austin Powers: Goldmember

?????Tea Kettle...and then she shat on a turtle - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Goldmember: Austin Power's fasha! Dr. Evil: His what? Number 2: His fasha Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil: His farjer? What's a farjer? Goldmember: His fasha. Ya know... the fasha? Dr. Evil: Yeah, Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch, ok perv boy? Goldmember: His fasha! Dad... fasha... Dr. Evil: OH his dad! Oooo.... his father. Goldmember: Yes. His fasha. I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird? - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Dr. Evil: For example... Mini Me loves chocolate... SCOTTY DON'T! Scotty: What? I like chocolate just fine... Dr. Evil: SCOTTY DON'T! Scotty: Oh this seems awfully farmiliar. Wait... lemme do what I do... WOULD YA STOP... Dr. Evil: (makes all these weird sounds and faces) Scotty: What are you... Dr. Evil: HOW 'BOUT YOU DON'T. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SCOTTY DON'T! - Austin Powers: Goldmember

Hip. Hip hop. Hiphopanonomus. YOU GIVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES! - Big Daddy

Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight, there's a good chance that I'll develop a stutter. P-p-please don't do this to me. - Big Daddy

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club

1) So? 2) So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs. 1) Ah, but to dorks like him, they are. -- What do you guys do in your club? 3) In Physics club we talk about physics, properties of physics. 1) So it's sorta social. DEMENTED and SAD, but social, right? 3) Yeah, I guess you could consider it a social situation. I mean, there are other children in my club. - The Breakfast Club

Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you wanna see us. In the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions, of what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club  - The Breakfast Club

Behind every good man, is a woman rolling her eyes - Bruce Almighty

B-E-A-utiful!!!! - Bruce Almighty

Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad - Can't Hardly Wait

My legs, I can't feel my legs! I have no legs - Can't Hardly Wait

There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far cause once your there it's up to you to make it happen! - Can't Hardly Wait

DAMN Why you gotta waste my flava? - Can't Hardly Wait

Ladies, ladies, please. You can both hold my laser pointer. - Can't Hardly Wait

1) Mike Dexter is a god! 2) Mike Dexter is a role model! 3) Mike Dexter is an asshole. - Can't Hardly Wait

Uhno baby please...you are far too fine to look so sad - Can't Hardly Wait

1- But William, you could get drunk! 2- You could get addicted. - Can't Hardly Wait

Would you like to touch my penis? - Can't Hardly Wait

William, in this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny. - Can't Hardly Wait

Huntington Hills, kiss my ass! - Can't Hardly Wait

I'm such a loser! I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out. Someone in there just called me a fag! - Can't Hardly Wait

1) You were a fashion victim from the womb. 2) I've gotten better since then. 1) Yeah, if you need to fit a family of five in your pants. - Can't Hardly Wait

Those shoes! Do they serve an orthopedic function? - Can't Hardly Wait

1) Remember that time, when you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you and everybody laughed at you in school? 2) Okay, yeah. 1) I'm sorry. 2) Hey man, it's okay. It's ancient history. 1) Ancient history. Hey, when was that anyway? 2) That was this morning at graduation. - Can't Hardly Wait

Yo I gots ta have sex tonight! - Can't Hardly Wait

1) Yo Jayna, wanna dance? 2) I'm allergic 1) To Dancing? 2) Yeah - Can't Hardly Wait

Hey, my retainer kinda looks like a klingon warship. Fire photons! (beerp-beerp) - Can't Hardly Wait

By the time you realize what a mistake you just made, i will be long gone. - Down to You

1)you're being a real bitch, you know that? 2) well you're an old man and I hate that! and I hate you! - Down to You

Its not the meaing of life, Alfred, its the feeling of life...Look at that park down there...just think how many loves lost and found in it, how many first kisses kissed, frisbees lost...and just remember...thats your park my friend and you've got your whole life to walk through it. - Down to You

1)What song did my mom suggest we pick? 2)She said we should pick something personal and timeless--a classic. 1)So? 2)'You can be my bitch' by Master B? 1)Is that the live version or radio edit? 2)Live, since he burns the stage down and starts a riot. 1)Nice, very nice. - Down to You

1)That guy looks like Jim Morrison from the Doors. 2)His name IS Jim Morrison. - Down to You

1 You're single though right? 2 This is supposed to be about you not me. 1 Its been about you a little bit. - Down to You

1) vices? 2)shampoo 1(so that rumor was true? 2)its open for interpretation - Down to You

Post college years - glass half empty or half full? Half Empty I'd have to say half empty too!! Greatest accomplishment since leaving college? Making friends with a spider Vices? Shampoo Is that rumour true? It's open to interpretation. What are your vices? This is supposed to be about you? It's a little about you. So what are your vices? ......you!!  - Down to You

1) Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! 2) You're a monster! 1) I'm not a monster here, you are! You and those other fairy tale pests poisoning my perfect world! Now tell me, where are the others?! 2) Eat me! - Shrek

We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the moring, I'm making waffles! - Shrek

1) DO you know ..the Muffin Man ? 2) The Muffin Man ? 1) The Muffin Man 2) Yes I know the muffin man . The One who lives on drewry lane ? 1) Yes , well..she's married to the Muffin Man 2) The Muffin Man?!?! 1) The MUFFIN MAN !! - Shrek

quick! tell a lie so your nose grows! what kind of lie? I dont know! say your wearing womens underwear! Ok.. i'm wearing womens underwear Yo.. your nose didnt grow! - Shrek 2

Donkey: Did anything happen? I don't feel any different. Puss: Yeah, you still look like an ass to me. - Shrek 2

Let's neuter him, Bob Barker style. - Shrek 2

King Harold: So, should I assume that all of our grandchildren will be... Shrek: (crossly) Ogres. Yes. Queen Lillian: Which is perfectly alright! Isn't that right, Harold? King Harold: No no, it's quite alright, assuming that you don't eat your own young! Shrek: Oh, no. We usually prefer the ones locked away in a tower! King Harold: I only did that because I love her! Shrek: (sarcastically) Oh hmm, child day care or dragon guarded castle? King Harold: You don't understand, you're not her father! Queen Lillian: (sadly) Oh, it's so nice to have a family together for dinner... - Shrek 2

Look at him in his wee little boots. How many cats wear boots, honestly? - Shrek 2

Now, ye ogre! Pray for mercy from Puss...in boots - Shrek 2

1) I have misjudged you 2) Join the club. We've got jackets - Shrek 2

Some people fall in love. I had to crash into it. - How to Deal

The worst way to ruin a relation ship is to try to HAVE a relationship. - How to Deal

I had to leave because I was starting to actually care about you...and that just means I could get hurt. Maybe it was because I wasn't ready to like someone so much. - How to Deal

i don't love him.. i just like to kiss him - How To Deal

sometimes life is so perfect, isn't it? it has to be to make up for all the hard stuff it throws your way. you have to learn how to walk, you have to learn how to talk, you have to wear that totally ridiculous hat that your grandma bought for you, and you have no say in the matter. and when you're a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love...things happen and you just have to deal... - How to Deal

I suck with words. But sometimes words aren't the thing love isn't about words, it's about what you do and what I did running away it was stupid. We both know love's a big, scary, evil concept. But if you fell it it's gonna follow you around like a hungrey dog. I didn't mean to say that love is a dog. I just mean I'm not going anywhere. I love you Halley. If love beats us up let's just beat it up right back. We can do this. If you're ready to make the jump I'll be right there to catch you. - How to Deal

If you fall again you'll break your hip and then you will die. - How to Deal

I imagine that Star Wars figurines can get pretty expensive, right? I don't have any Star Wars figurines. Not many. And I don't play with them. Much - How To Deal

dun, dun, dun... stand back! leaf man to the rescue - How To Deal

It's like I have ESPN or something - Mean Girls

First you have your cousin, then you have your first cousin, so technically its not my first cousin. - Mean Girls

Don't have sex. You will get pregnant. You will die. Not missionary, not even standing up. Now here's some rubbers. - Mean Girls

someone said it wasnt true that i was a virgin in that book, just because i wear super large tampons. but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide-edged vagina. (eww) - Mean Girls

calling somebody else fat will not make you any thinner. calling somebody else stupid will not make you any smarter. - Mean Girls

Can I get you guys anything?! A drink?! A condom?! - Mean Girls

Gretchen- thats so fetch. Regina- Look Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen because its not OKAY? - Mean Girls

Some guy: Hey Janis! nice wig, what's it made out of? Janis : Your mom's chest hair!! - Mean Girls

Guy: I`m from the school newspaper.. is it all right if i ask you a few questions? Cady:Sure! Guy: Do you want your muffin buttered? Cady: What? Guy: Would you like us to send someone to butter your muffin for you? Cady:ummm... Regina: Leave her alone! Guy:I`m just having some fun Regina: Do you want to have sex with him? Cady:Um.. no thanks - Mean Girls

Cady: She took him back! Janis:Ohh I`m sorry. Cady: Why would she do that? Janis: Because she`s a LIFE RUINER!! - Mean Girls

Janis: We need to crack Regina..we just gotta find out how what`s the best way to crack her. When we crack her, she`ll be through.. Boy: Say Crack again... Janis:CRACK Cady:Oh here they come.. leave! Regina: Why were you talking to Janis? Cady: I don`t know she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.. she`s soo weird - Mean Girls

Gretchen:Uhh my thighs are so big Regina:my pores are huge Gretchen: my hairline is so weird Karen:my cuticles totally suck (all look at Cady)Cady:Umm...my breath smells really bad when I wake up Regina:ew - Mean Girls

Teacher: I didn`t know you worked here? Janis: Yeah, overly priced soaps is my passion Teacher: Cady, you should really think about joining the Mathletes..We really should have a girl on the team, not just for points but so the guys can actually meet a girl. Janis`s friend: NO! That`s like social suicide! Teacher: Thanks.. - Mean Girls

-Sometime older people make jokes. Damian- My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk. -Your nana and I have that in common. - Mean Girls

Compared to your jeans, your hair is a work of art - Whatever It Takes

do you think accordian players have groupies? I mean really good ones? - Whatever It Takes

1)You have to pay the toll(**taps his cheek for a kiss**) 2)You want me to uh, kick u in the face!? - Whatever It Takes

1) Lower than Geek! Name a letter! 2) F! 1) Freak, fool, fungus! 3) D! 1) dip-shit, duschbag, dumbass! - Whatever It Takes

MAGGIE: No, I'm not much of a thespian. CHRIS: Oh, well that's good, I'd be kinda wasting my time if you're only into chicks. - Whatever It Takes

Ryan- Sorry about... your mouth... Ashley- Well, thats the first complaint I've had! - Whatever It Takes

how may fingers? uhh..eleventy seven? - Whatever It Takes

1) Maybe we could hang out sometime...troll for some skank, or skank for some troll, or...something? - Whatever It Takes

1)Well, I guess it's easy to be a bitch now that Brad's availabe again. 2)It's easy to be a bitch either way. - Drive Me Crazy

Prince Charming's a dick, bring on the frogs. - Drive Me Crazy

1) I'm sorry Dave. I would have drove him home but I dunno how to drive a stick. 2) C'mon baby I'll teach you how....i got a stick right here! 3) I meant a real car Eddie not a Matchbox! - Drive Me Crazy

1. son, are you stoned? 2. are you serious? 1. its 9pm... 2. so it is. 1. you didn't get out of bed all day. 2. so wouldn't the correct question be, son are you ill? 1. are you? 2. no. 1. are you stoned? you can tell me, you know, i'd be cool. 2. yeah i know you'd BE COOL. 1. what's that supposed to mean? 1. it means i've read your yearbook. light up and party, have sex be free, we're the class of '73! 1. are you stoned? 2. until you come in here and see a black light and a felt led zeppelin poster, rest easy. - Drive Me Crazy

Yuck it up clowns, If you enjoy my humiliation Monday at Timezone should be a real hutnin... - Drive Me Crazy

1)Hey, Dreama, you remember Nicole 2)Oh yeah, from the slumber party last weekend, we braided eachother's hair 3)That's right, and then we played truth or dare, you admitted to liking Alanis Morrisette BEFORE the album went platinum... - Drive Me Crazy

1) What do you think they;re talkin about down there? 2)us... 1)sayin' what, Eddie? 2)oh you know, hes hot, hes ripped...3)He primps...Eddie takes longer to get ready to go out then I do. And he gets mad at me for making him wait?! But i do my share of waiting too alright. - Drive Me Crazy